10:00 AM - Breakfast: Cereal and a side of existential dread
12:00 PM - Lunch: Leftovers from the apocalypse
3:00 PM - Dinner: The meaninglessness of life
10:00 PM - Bedtime: Insomnia and regret
Remember, the clock is ticking, and the universe is indifferent.
Tomorrow's schedule is just as bleak.