(Note: Please do not forget to bring your lunch, as the catering will be provided by the accounting department's questionable culinary skills)
This is a meeting where we will discuss the intricacies of doing absolutely nothing. It will be a real challenge, we're sure!
(Please do not attempt to take this meeting as a credit towards your vacation time, it will not be recognized)
Remember, the coffee machine has been fixed, and will be available at precisely 3:45PM, so be there or be square!