MegaFlopFest Convention Schedule - Day 1

Welcome to the most epic convention ever! Here's what's happening today:

• Panel 2: "The Art of Properly Using Your Keyboard for Non-Edible Purposes"
• Panel 3: "FlopSweat: A Deep Dive into the World of Overheating Computers
• Panel 4: "Blerp: The Secret to Making the Perfect Fart Joke in 30 Seconds or Less"
• Panel 5: "The Science of Properly Using Your Socks to Pick Your Nose (Without Getting Caught)"
• Panel 6: "The Art of Properly Eating an Entire Pizza by Yourself in One Sitting (Without Getting Caught)"

Don't forget to attend the Keynote: "The Importance of Properly Using Your Farts to Power a Small Town" at 8:00 PM tonight!