CONVENTION SCHEDULE

Day 3: The Main Event

Don't miss the highlight of the convention: the main stage show featuring the infamous "Flop Fest" talent competition!

Panel 1: The Art of Flop

Join us as we dissect the art of doing the least amount of work while still appearing productive.

Panel 2: The Science of Procrastination

A deep dive into the physics of doing absolutely nothing.

Panel 3: The Business of Doing the Bare Minimum

A panel on how to make a career out of doing the least amount of work possible.

Party Time!

Unleash your inner sloth at the after-party, featuring free pizza and an open bar!