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Remember, the truth is out there, but the sauce is in here.
Other panels in the convention schedule:
Q: What's the secret sauce?
A: That's for members only, buddy.
Q: How do I join?
A: See Application Form for details.
Q: Is it true that you have the best nachos?
A: Let's just say that we have excellent nachos.