Panel 1: The One Where We Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

You're probably not as good as you think you are. Let's be real, you've probably been playing video games since 2007 and you still can't beat Dark Souls.

That's not a skill, that's a waste of 400 hours of your life.

Maybe you should try panel 2, where you can wallow in your mediocrity some more.

Or, if you're feeling really down, you can try the "I Hate Myself" station, where you can contemplate the meaninglessness of existence while surrounded by the faint scent of desperation.