Abyssal Caves of Despair: Convention Schedule

Welcome, brave adventurer, to the Abyssal Caves of Despair! Where the lost souls of the internet dwell, forever doomed to navigate the infinite loop of despair.

Upcoming Events:

• **March 30th: "Soul Crushing" Storytime** - Join us for an afternoon of sharing your most soul-crushing, tear-inducing, and existential crises-filled anecdotes.
• **April 13th: "Infinite Loop" Panel Discussion** - A panel of experts will delve into the psychological effects of repeatedly watching cat videos, the perils of infinite scrolling, and the futility of searching for the next great "what's this button do?".
• **May 20th: "Despair Fest"** - A weekend-long extravaganza of existential dread, featuring keynote speeches, workshops, and an open mic night where you can share your deepest fears and anxieties.

Don't forget to wear your finest "I'm a lost soul in the abyss" t-shirt to the events! We'll have a special discount for attendees who come prepared with a healthy dose of despair.

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