The Golden Toaster Awards
The Golden Toaster Awards are given to the most prestigious and esteemed toasters in the land.
Winners:
Toast-O-Matic
Best All-Around Toaster, 2020
ToastyMcSpout
Most Likely to Be Used to Make Pop-Tarts
Runners-Up:
ToastyMcSour
Most Likely to Make Toast that's 75% Burnt
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