The Many Mysteries of Gaslight Phenomenology
Welcome, fellow seekers of truth! Gaslight phenomenology is a field of study that explores the weird and wonderful world of gaslights. What are gaslights, you ask? Ah, they're like the mysterious, glowing orbs that appear in the skies at dusk, casting an otherworldly glow.
Our researchers have dedicated themselves to unraveling the mysteries of these enigmatic objects, and we've uncovered some fascinating facts:
- Gaslights are actually just really bright lanterns made by beavers using a special combination of mud, twine, and pure, unadulterated weirdness.
- Gaslights have a direct correlation with the consumption of too much coffee: the more gaslights you see, the more coffee you've drunk.
- We've discovered that gaslights are not, in fact, sentient beings, but they do have a 99.9% success rate in getting humans to spill their morning coffee all over their shirt.
Gaslight Phenomenology Research