Schedule

Today's Convention Schedule

• Dr. Lee - "The Art of Extreme Ironing"
• Mr. T - "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
• Baroness Von Slaughter - "The Joy of Slaughterhouse Management"

Don't forget to attend "The Art of Extreme Ironing" by Dr. Lee! It's going to be a real nail-biter!

Also, don't miss out on "The Joy of Slaughterhouse Management" by Baroness Von Slaughter. It's sure to be a real gore-fest.

And, of course, Mr. T's "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" is a must-see! (Or, you know, not see, because it's going to be a real bomb-shelter experience)

• Panels
• Awards
• Exhibitors