Astro-Turbulent Weather Event Coverage

We offer comprehensive protection for the unpredictable: Asteroid Showers, Interdimensional Vortex, and Black Hole Vacation insurance policies. Don't get caught in a Gravity Wave of despair!

Our policies are designed to protect you from the most unlikely of events, because you never know when Quantum Fluctuation will strike.

Policy Details:

Covers up to 100x your planet's GDP in damages.
Reimburses 50% of repair costs for asteroid impact craters.
Covers 200% of your personal expenses for interdimensional vortex-induced hair loss.
Includes complimentary space-lift evacuation service.