Planetary Life Insurance: Because Your Planet's Destruction is Our Business
We're not just any ordinary insurance company. We're not even an ordinary insurance company from another planet. We're the Intergalactic Insurance Co. - the only company brave enough to insure your planet's destruction.
Why do we do this? Well, let's just say it's a niche market, but someone's gotta do it. And who else is going to pay off on a claim for a planetary annihilation? Nobody, that's who.
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