Intergalactic Insurance FAQ

Q: What is Intergalactic Insurance?

A: We insure your spaceship, your planetary vacation home, and even your pet Gloopernacks against any and all forms of intergalactic catastrophe.

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Q: What about space pirates and asteroid fields?

We've got you covered! Our Space Pirate Rider policy includes coverage for all types of asteroid field mishaps, including (but not limited to) asteroid field collisions, alien abductions, and space madness.

Q: Do I need Intergalactic Insurance if I'm just visiting Mars?

No, but if you're planning on living on Mars, yes. We offer a special "Red Planet Rider" policy that covers all the usual Martian catastrophes, including dust storms, toxic gas attacks, and robot uprisings.

Q: Can I insure my time-traveling DeLorean?

We can't, but we do offer a special "Chrono-Rider" policy that covers all the usual temporal catastrophes, including but not limited to paradoxes, timeline collisions, and the Grandfather Clause.

Q: What about coverage on other planets and dimensions?

We're still working on it. Send us an email and we'll get back to you when we've figured it out.

Contact our lawyers for more information.