Introduction Design Principles

Inventing Impossible Machines

Talk by Dr. Emily E. Inventor

Introduction

Welcome to the talk on Inventing Impossible Machines! Today, Dr. Emily E. Inventor will guide you through the principles of creating machines that defy the laws of physics and logic.

Dr. Emily E. Inventor has spent years studying the art of making things that should not exist, and has created some of the most impressive and impractical machines you've ever seen. From the Discombobulation Disintegrator to the Inflato-Matic 3000, she'll take you on a journey through the process of designing, building, and explaining the science behind these incredible devices.

So, sit back, relax, and get ready to have your mind blown by the sheer audacity of it all!

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Design Principles

Designing an impossible machine requires a deep understanding of paradoxical physics and illogical engineering.

Here are a few key principles to keep in mind:

  1. Defy the laws of thermodynamics by using a mixture of exotic matter and highly flammable materials.
  2. Exploit the uncertainty principle to make your machine do two things at once.
  3. Use a combination of magnets and gravity to achieve a state of perpetual motion.

Remember, the key to success lies in embracing the impossible!

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