History of Inventing Impossible Machines

It all began with the Great Clockwork Giraffe, a marvel of 19th century engineering that was meant to change the world. Instead, it mostly just changed the neighborhood.

Fast forward to the 20th century, when the likes of Professor Pocketwatch and his trusty sidekick, a robot named Bleepy, attempted to create a machine that could turn thoughts into reality. It turned out to be more of a machine that turned thoughts into slightly-less-than-real reality.

Notable Inventions:

• Machines-of-Legends, a series of robots that were meant to create reality, but ended up creating more of a reality TV show
• Chrono-Disco, a time-traveling ballroom dance machine that was only slightly more successful than the machines-of-legends
• Quantum-Quackers, a machine that could turn anything into a duck

And so, the pursuit of impossible machines continues to this day. Join us at the Convention Schedule for more talks and presentations on the subject.

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