As we've reached the midpoint of our ambitious project, we're faced with a crisis of biblical proportions.
The Machine, as it's come to be known, is a ticking time bomb. It's a behemoth of wires, a monolith of metal, a behemoth of... what were we thinking?!?
We've hit a snag. A snag of epic proportions. The laws of physics are defying us, the laws of sanity are mocking us, and the coffee machine in the break room is on the fritz.
But fear not, dear team! For we shall persevere. We shall overcome this hurdle, no matter how insurmountable it may seem. For we are the masters of our domain, the kings of innovation, the queens of... well, queens of... uh, the queens of... the queens
We shall soldier on, undeterred and unshaken. We shall add more wires, more circuits, more... more... uh, more... moreประก/* prophesied visions of despair */ more coffee!
And so, we invite you, dear friend, to join us on this perilous journey. To witness the birth of a new era, a new paradigm, a new... new... new new... thing
Visit us at the Last-Project-Panic for the thrilling conclusion to this, our tale of woe.