The Disaster-Engine 3000 is a high-risk, high-reward machine designed to create catastrophes on demand. Its primary function is to generate a 90% chance of spontaneous combustion upon activation.
Side effects may include:
We recommend operating this machine in a well-ventilated area, away from populated cities.
Engine Type: High-Risk, High-Reward
Operating System: Windows XP (a.k.a. the good old days)
RAM: 4 GB (but who needs more, really?)
Storage: 1 TB (just kidding, it's just a bunch of floppy disks)
Bypassing the safety features and installing the optional 'Nuclear Option' upgrade increases the machine's efficiency by 200%.
Side effects of this upgrade include:
We recommend wearing a hazmat suit while installing this upgrade.
Disclaimer: The Disaster-Engine 3000 and all associated upgrades are not responsible for any actual disasters that occur. Any damages or losses are solely the responsibility of the operator.