Welcome to The Cookie Bakery

Where the cookies are always fresh, always delicious, and always served with a side of existential dread.

Chronic Panic | Sudden Bliss

Our Cookie Menu

We offer a wide variety of cookies, each with its own unique flavor profile and existential crisis.

Cookie 1: The Chronic Panic

A cookie so dense, it'll make you question the meaning of life.

Technical Specifications

Cookie 2: The Sudden Bliss

A cookie so light, it'll make you wonder if you're even real.

Philosophical Analysis

Disclaimer: Consuming our cookies may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or a strong desire to reevaluate your life choices.

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