Welcome, young cookie warrior, to the Cookie Fu Mastery program. Here, you will learn the ways of the cookie, from the subtle nuances of cookie physics to the fierce combat of cookie jutsu.
Our curriculum includes, but is not limited to:
- Cookie Physics: Understand the delicate balance between crunch and chew.
- Cookie Jutsu: Master the art of cookie combat, from cookie sword fighting to cookie shield techniques.
- Cookie Philosophy: Explore the existential implications of cookie consumption.
Don't just take our word for it! Read what our students have to say about the Cookie Fu program:
Continue to Cookie Sword Fighting Explore Cookie Physics“I was skeptical at first, but after mastering the art of cookie jutsu, I can take down an opponent with just one swipe of my cookie sword.” – Master Cookie