You've reached the Cookie Singularity, a realm where the boundaries of time and space are but a distant memory. Here, cookies exist in a state of perfect, crunchy equilibrium.
Our cookies are crafted with the finest, most exotic ingredients, sourced from the farthest corners of the galaxy. They're baked with love, served with a side of existential dread.
But beware, traveler, for in the Cookie Singularity, the laws of thermodynamics are merely a suggestion. Our cookies can exist in multiple states simultaneously, defying the constraints of classical reality.
Witness the Cookie Sunset, a celestial event that'll make you question the nature of space-time
Or, if you're feeling brave:
Dive into the heart of the Cookie Singularity, where the very fabric of reality is woven
Or, if you'd rather not:
Experience the crushing ennui of the Cookie Singularity's infinite loops
Or, if you're just here for the free samples:
Sample the infinite varieties of our cookies, each with its own unique flavor of despair