Secret Recipes

For those who dare to try

Chapter 1: The Art of Making Mysterious Meat Pies

Chapter 1 of our 5-part series on the world's most enigmatic culinary creations.

Get ready for a recipe that will make you wonder if you're a genius or a madman.

Continue to Chapter 2: The Secret of the Saucy Soufflé

A Sample Recipe: The Enigmatic Eggplant Eruption

  1. Take 3 cups of eggplant and slice them into 1-inch cubes.
  2. Mix with 2 cups of mayonnaise and 1 cup of chopped up dreams.
  3. Place in a 9x13 inch pan and bake at 375 degrees for 45 minutes.

Remember: this is a secret recipe. Don't tell anyone you got it from us.

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