Welcome, fellow cookie aficionados, to the most esteemed institution of all: The Choco Death Diefyer. Here, we don't just sell cookies, we dissect, deconstruct, and defy the very fabric of cookie reality.

A cookie with an unnecessarily complicated molecular structure

The Choco Death Diefyer's cookie-ological research has reached an all-time high. Our team of expert cookie-scientists have developed the Death Diefyer Index, a metric that measures a cookie's potential to defy the laws of cookie-istics.