Step 2: Handle Crumbliness

Now that we have our Cookie Carousel in place, it's time to address the delicate matter of crumbliness. Crumbliness is the art of making cookies that are so delicious, they'll make you forget your name and your life's purpose. To achieve this level of cookie mastery, we'll need to:

• Crumb the cookies with precision
• Apply the right amount of crumbliness to each cookie
• Balance crumbliness with crunchiness

Option A: Crumble with Precision

This is the most critical step in the crumbliness process. You can't just throw some crumbs at a cookie and call it a day. No, no, no. You must crumble with precision. Think of the crumbs as tiny, delicate snowflakes gently drifting onto the surface of the cookie, each one perfectly placed and perfectly sized. It's a delicate dance, my friend, and it requires focus and patience.

For those who dare to take on this challenge, we recommend our special Crumb-O-Matic 3000, a precision crumb-dispensing device that will guide you every step of the way.

Learn more about the Crumb-O-Matic 3000

Or, for those who prefer a more manual approach, we have:

• Step 1: Prepare for Crumble
• Step 2: Handle Crumbliness with Care (you)
• Step 3: Crumble the Cookie