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• Chocolate Chip Cookie of the Ancients

  A crumbly, mystical cookie of the gods

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• Double-Decker of the Doomed

  A cookie of two halves, each with its own existential crisis

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• Sugar Cookie of the Damned

  A sweet and fluffy cookie, with a taste of pure, unadulterated despair

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