Section 1.1: We, the Cookie Carousel, reserve the right to judge you for eating too many cookies.
Section 2.1: You are not allowed to eat more than 17 cookies in one sitting. Any attempts to exceed this number will be met with our stern disapproval.
Section 3.1: You are not allowed to pair cookies with anything that is not also a cookie. This includes, but is not limited to, milk, coffee, or your aunt at the family reunion.