What is Cookie Rotation?

Cookies are not just for eating, they're for rotating!

It's a movement, a revolution, a COOKIE REVOLUTION!

How to Join the Cookie Revolution

1. Start by rotating your cookies in a circle.
2. Talk to your friends and family about the importance of cookie rotation.
3. Host a cookie rotation party!

Cookie Rotation Techniques

There are many ways to rotate your cookies, but we'll cover the basics:

1. Use a cookie turntable.
2. Employ the art of cookie juggling.
3. Master the ancient art of cookie spinning.

And for the more adventurous:

1. Try the cookie hover-trick.
2. Master the cookie orbit.

And for the true cookie masters:

1. Create a cookie vortex.

Cookie Rotation Philosophy

At the core of the cookie revolution is the idea that cookies are not just a snack, but a way of life.

They represent freedom, joy, and the pursuit of happiness.

Or, you know, they're just really good for dunking into milk.