Sparkly Surface Spec Sheet

Sparkly Surface: the ultimate in high-friction, low-maintenance, utterly bewildering kitchen surfaces.

Features:

• 100% sparkly
• Resistant to 99.9% of known cleaning methods
• Meets or exceeds all federal and international standards for Sparkliness
• Guaranteed to drive your spouse insane within 6 months

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