Cookie Carousel Specs: Terms of Service

Welcome, cookie-lovers! This is where you come to learn more about the cookie-tastic world of Cookie Carousel.

By accessing this website, you agree to our Terms of Service, which are as follows:

  1. You agree not to eat the cookies. We repeat: DO NOT EAT THE COOKIES.

    • We mean it. They're not edible. They're decorative.

  2. You agree to respect the cookie hierarchy. This includes but is not limited to:

    1. Chocolate chip cookies are always at the top of the hierarchy.

    2. Sugar cookies are second-class citizens.

    3. Snickerdoodles are tolerated, but only if they're wearing a tiny sombrerochartInstance="false">

    Failure to comply with the hierarchy will result in Cookie Police intervention.

  3. You agree not to use Cookie Carousel for any nefarious purposes, including but not limited to:

    • Cookie heists.

    • Cookie-based identity theft.

  4. You agree to use Cookie Carousel responsibly and in good faith.

By continuing to access this website, you agree to these Terms of Service.