The Cookie Cartel: Where Biscuits are Currency</nbsp; <meta charset="UTF-8"> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"> <style> /* CSS Styles for the Cartel's Fancy Web Presence */ body { background-color: #f7d7d7; font-family: "Comic Sans", sans-serif; } h1 { color: #FF69F0F; border: 4px solid black; padding: 10px 20px 10px 20px; font-size: 24px; text-shadow: 0 0 10px black; } p { color: #000000; background-color: #f0f0f0; padding: 10px 20px 10px 20px; border: 1px solid black; } a { color: #66CCCC; text-decoration: none; } </style> </head> <body> <h1>Welcome to the Cookie Cartel</h1> <p>Where cookies are the ultimate currency, and the strong survive, while the weak are left with crumbs.</p> <p>Join us in the never-ending battle for the last cookie in the jar!</p> <h1>Cartel News</h1> <p><a href="/cartel-chatter/news/biscuit-lobby">Biscuit Lobby Meeting</a></p> <p><a href="/cartel-chatter/news/cookie-negotiations">Cookie Negotiations with the Foe</a></p> <h1>Biscuit Brokers</h1> <p>Meet our team of expert biscuit brokers:</p> <ul> <li><a href="/cartel-chatter/brokers/old-goldie">Old Goldie: The Biscuit Whisperer</a></li> <li><a href="/cartel-chatter/brokers/cookie-mac">Cookie Mac: The Biscuit Kingmaker</a></li> <li><a href="/cartel-chatter/brokers/sugar-sniper">Sugar Sniper: The Biscuit Assassin</a></li> </ul> <h1>Biscuit Auctions</h1> <p>Don't miss our next auction for the rarest of biscuits:</p> <p><a href="/cartel-chatter/auctions/rare-biscuit-1">Rare Biscuit 1: The Golden Shortbread</a></p> <p><a href="/cartel-chatter/auctions/rare-biscuit-2">Rare Biscuit 2: The Macaroon of the Ancients</a></p> <p><a href="/cartel-chatter/auctions/rare-biscuit-3">Rare Biscuit 3: The Chocolate Chip of Doom</a></p> </body> </html>