Welcome, cookie enthusiasts! We're a group of rogue cookie lovers who refuse to be contained. Our cookies are a bit...unpredictable, shall we say. We have rules, but you'll probably find ways to break them.
- Rule 1: Cookies must be eaten in the correct order: Crunchy first, chewy last.
- Rule 2: No cookie sharing. You'll get crumbs all over your shirt.
- Rule 3: The Rumble Master has final say. If you disagree, you'll be rumbling off to a time-out.
Don't like the rules? Complain here.