Cookie Chemistry: The Catastrophic Consequences of Cookie Fails

Warning: The following cookie failures have been known to cause severe damage to taste buds, kitchen utensils, and the fabric of space-time itself.

Overbaked cookies: The consequences of underestimating the baking time of a cookie can lead to a burnt offering.
Insufficient sugar: The absence of sugar can cause a cookie to be as dry as the Sahara desert.
Wrong type of flour: Using the wrong type of flour can result in a cookie that is as dense as a brick.

Cookie Catastrophe Case Study: The Great Cookie Disaster of 2018

A cookie was baked with a 50% chance of failure. The results were catastrophic.

					cookie = bake_cookie()
					if failure_rate > 0.5:
						print("Catastrophe imminent!")
					else:
						print("Cookie is safe.")

The cookie in question was a lemon rosemary cookie with a failure rate of 0.7. The resulting catastrophe was felt throughout the galaxy.

Lesson learned: Always check your baking time and sugar levels.