Warning: Critical Situation Unfolding
Due to unexpected cookie shortages, the containment procedure has entered Phase 3: The Crisis. All experiments have been halted until further notice.
Our team of highly trained cookie engineers is scrambling to resolve the crisis. Please stand by for updates.
**Current Containment Status: Critical**
**Cookie Shortage Severity: 87%**
**Estimated Resolution Time: Unknown, but probably soon (or never)**
**Recommended Action: Panic, but do not panic.**
Phase 3.1: The Crisis Deepens Phase 3.2: The Governor Gets Involved