Q: What is Cookie Chemistry?
A: A highly experimental and utterly absurd science of baking the perfect cookie. Our research involves rigorous testing of butter-to-sugar ratios, cookie-pressing algorithms, and flavor-profile optimization.
Q: Is it a real science?
A: Of course! We have a Nobel Prize in our laboratory... or at least, we have a prize for the best cookie we ever baked. It's a real thing, I swear.
Q: Can I join the Cookie Chemists Guild?
A: Ha! You'll have to fill out form 27-B (Application for Cookie Enthusiasm) and pass the rigorous Cookie-Trivia Challenge.
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