A cookie that defies the fundamental laws of physics and logic. A cookie that is at once both crispy and soggy, both hot and cold, both sweet and salty.

To make this cookie, you'll need:

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to a temperature that changes every 5 minutes.

2. Mix your ingredients with a spoon that doubles as a philosophical discussion about the nature of reality.

3. Place the mixture on a baking sheet that is simultaneously too small and too large for the cookies.

4. Bake for a duration that is simultaneously too short and too long.

And voila! Your Chaos Theory Cookie is ready to be devoured by the brave and the bewildered.

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