A cookie that defies the fundamental laws of physics and logic. A cookie that is at once both crispy and soggy, both hot and cold, both sweet and salty.
To make this cookie, you'll need:
- 1 cup of uncertainty (don't worry, it's a real thing, we swear)
- 1/2 cup of randomness
- 1/4 cup of paradox
- 1/4 cup of absurdity
Instructions:
1. Preheat your oven to a temperature that changes every 5 minutes.
2. Mix your ingredients with a spoon that doubles as a philosophical discussion about the nature of reality.
3. Place the mixture on a baking sheet that is simultaneously too small and too large for the cookies.
4. Bake for a duration that is simultaneously too short and too long.
And voila! Your Chaos Theory Cookie is ready to be devoured by the brave and the bewildered.