Sugar Splendor: The Art of Conquering Your Sweet Tooth

Warning: the following recipes are highly addictive and may lead to spontaneous combustion of taste buds. Proceed with caution.

Recipe: Splendiffious Sugar Cookies

Ingredients:

• 1 cup sugar
• 1 cup butter
• 1 egg
• 1 teaspoon vanilla
• 1 cup chopped pecans (optional)

Instructions:

1. Mix sugar and butter until they're BFFs.
2. Add egg and vanilla, stir until well combined (but not too combined).
3. Sift in chopped pecans, if using (but only if you're feeling fancy).
4. Drop by spoonfuls onto a baking sheet.
5. Bake at 350°F for 10-12 minutes, or until golden brown.

Enjoy your new favorite cookie, which is basically just a vessel for sugar.