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The Great Red-Is-My-Problem

Welcome to the Color Craziness Lab, where we test the limits of the human eye with an endless onslaught of red.

Today's experiment involves staring directly at this intense, fire-engine red for an extended period. Please do not blink.

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Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Red-Is-My-Problem Meets Reality experiment, where we see how long it takes for your brain to realize you're not actually in a red-hot abyss.

Red-Is-My-Problem: The Science

Our research team has discovered that an excessive amount of red can cause a condition known as "Red-Is-My-Problem Syndrome" (RIMPS for short). Symptoms include:

We're currently working on a cure, but in the meantime, please enjoy our Red-Is-My-Problem simulator below.

Red-Is-My-Problem Simulator

Stare directly at this red for an extended period. Repeat as needed.

Red-Is-My-Problem: The Consequences

We've had some... interesting results from our research.