IT'S OFFICIAL

A Global Crisis Unfolds

Reports are emerging of a severe butter shortage. The world's dairy reserves are dwindling, and panic is spreading like wildfire.

As governments scramble to respond, citizens are taking matters into their own hands. Stockpiling bread, stockpiling milk, and even stockpiling the occasional jar of jam.

But what does this mean for our collective sanity? Will we be driven mad by the lack of creamy, dreamy, delicious butter? Only time will tell.