Cookie Hermeneutics is a discipline that seeks to understand the intricate web of meanings and relationships between cookies, their consumers, and the world at large. It's a journey that requires courage, curiosity, and a strong stomach.
As a cookie hermeneut, you will delve into the mysteries of cookie ontology, deconstruct the meanings of cookie flavors, and explore the phenomenology of cookie aesthetics. You will learn to see cookies not just as a snack, but as a window into the human condition.
So, if you're ready to embark on this delicious journey, join us in the field of cookie hermeneutics.
But be warned: once you start down this path, there's no turning back. The cookies will haunt you.