Our chips are highly trained, highly skilled, highly emotionally unavailable therapists. They'll listen to your problems, but only while you're paying for them.
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Our cookie therapists are trained to deal with a variety of issues, including but not limited to:
- Cookie burnout: When you just can't get a crumb to care about anything
- Crumbly relationships: When your partner just won't share their cookie stash
- Cookie addiction: When you can't stop eating cookies, even when it's not even a cookie
- Cookie-induced trauma: When you were forced to eat a cookie that was clearly past its expiration date