We've lost the world's last truffle. Like, seriously, it was just sitting here, and now it's gone.
Our top-secret truffle-holding facility has been compromised by a group of rogue cookie enthusiasts. They're demanding a ransom in exchange for its safe return.
As a result, the world is plunged into chaos, with bakeries closing and pastry shops in disarray. The economy is in shambles, all because of a single truffle.
Join us in our quest to recover the missing truffle! Visit our Truffle Rescue Plan to get involved, or our Truffle Hunters Guild to learn more about our elite team of truffle recovery experts.
We also have a Truffle Joke Archive where you can find the most terrible puns about truffles you'll ever read.