It's 3:14 PM and the cookie supply has been depleted.
**COOKIE CRISIS LEVEL: CRITICAL**
Reports are emerging of cookie-less individuals roaming the streets, driven mad by their cookie-less state.
The Cookie Council has declared a STATE OF EMERGENCY, and all citizens are advised to stockpile cookies immediately.
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Stay safe, stay informed. Stockpile your cookies. Stay cookie-secure.