COOKIES: The Cookie Apocalypse Has Begun

It's 3:14 PM and the cookie supply has been depleted.

**COOKIE CRISIS LEVEL: CRITICAL**

Reports are emerging of cookie-less individuals roaming the streets, driven mad by their cookie-less state.

The Cookie Council has declared a STATE OF EMERGENCY, and all citizens are advised to stockpile cookies immediately.

Cookie Lobby: The Unofficial Cookie Stockpilers' Association

Cookie Black Market: Where the Cookie-less Meet to Buy and Sell Cookies

Stay safe, stay informed. Stockpile your cookies. Stay cookie-secure.