Welcome, citizen, to the Cookie Crisis Response Center. A global pandemic has struck: the world's cookie supply has been depleted. Chaos reigns, as nations struggle to meet their cookie quotas.
We're working around the clock to resolve this crisis, but we need your help. Report any cookie-related sightings, and let us know if you've found any hidden stashes.
COOKIE SIGHTINGS:
- 12:00 AM: Reports of a hidden cookie cache in the server room.
- 3:00 AM: A lone cookie was spotted in a janitor's closet.