Welcome to the Cookie Crisis headquarters, where the sweet treats are scarce, but the drama is plentiful.
It's been 3 months, 4 weeks, and 7 days since the Great Cookie Heist of 2023. The streets are empty, the pantries are bare, and the citizens are... well, a bit crumby.
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• 1.2 million cookies consumed per hour (pre-heist)
• 456 bakeries forced into early retirement
• 75% of citizens now subsisting on ramen noodles and despair