Breaking news: the cookie jar is empty, and the cookie crisis has reached critical levels. Our sources close to the cookie industry confirm that the global cookie supply has been depleted by 99.9%.
We urge you to stay calm and ration your cookie intake. Visit our Cookie Rationing Plan for more information on how to survive this dark time.
However, if you're feeling extra hungry, you can try our Cookie Blackmarket for a chance to acquire a few illicit cookies at exorbitant prices.
Stay cookie-aware, citizens!