This is_goals cookie crisis, where the cookie jar has been compromised and the world as we know it will soon come to an end.
The cookie thief has struck, leaving behind a trail of crumbs, chaos, and a faint scent of desperation.
The cookie crisis has been foretold by the ancient cookie prophets. Their warnings have fallen on deaf ears, and now the cookie jar lies empty.
The last seen cookie has left us with a trail of despair and an endless loop of cookie cravings.