Warning: Cookies are a serious business. If you're here, it's because you've got a problem with a cookie. We're not talking about the kind you eat, though. Those are just fine, probably.
Our cookie lawyers are on it. Like, they're literally on it. They're eating cookies, drinking coffee, and yelling at the internet for being so... crunchy.
Don't @ us. Seriously, don't. We'll just have to block you. And then you'll have to sue us. And that'll just lead to more cookies.
So, what's the cookie crisis? Do you have a cookie complaint? We're listening. (Or, rather, our lawyers are listening. While eating cookies.)