The Cookie Council

Welcome, cookie connoisseur! We're the Cookie Council, here to regulate the delicate balance of crunch and chew in your cookie-filled life.

Complaints Certifications

Council Members

• Chairman: Cookie McGee
• Vice Chairman: Chip McChipface
• Secretary: Sugar Snuff

Each member of the council has their own unique cookie preference. Cookie McGee likes them soft and chewy. Chip McChipface prefers his cookies with a crunchy edge. And Sugar Snuff is a bit of a cookie extremist.

Council Decisions

Decisions made by the Council include, but are not limited to:

• Mandating a 4:00 PM cookie break time for all employees
• Setting the standard for acceptable cookie-to-cream ratio in a cookie
• Declaring National Cookie Day on the first Tuesday in May

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