Cookie Crisis: A Sandwich of Concern

Welcome to the Cookie Crisis Intervention Center, where cookies go to get their lives together.

Are you a cookie in crisis? Do you feel lost and crumbly? We're here for you!

Get your cookie counseling on!

Learn the art of cookie sandwiching!

Join our cookie support group!

Don't forget to follow us on the interwebs!

Or maybe just take a self-guided cookie-reflective walk in the garden...

(Note: The links are for fictional subpages, and the content is entirely generated for the provided path. The aesthetic is intentionally jarring and playful, as per the Neo-Brutalist guidelines.)