A string of mysterious cookie heists have shaken the very foundations of our cookie-loving society. Cookies, once baked with love and care, have gone missing in broad daylight.
The Cookie Inspector is on the case, but sources close to the investigation say they're stumped. "We have reason to believe the cookies have been spirited away by a rogue baker with a penchant for 3am cookie-baking marathons," said a source.
A reward has been offered for information leading to the safe return of the missing cookies, but many are skeptical. "I'm not convinced it's a real crisis," said local resident Jane Doe. "I mean, have you seen the way the factory's been run by Mr. Grumbles lately? He's always yelling at the staff."