WELCOME TO COOKIE CRISIS: WHERE THE COOKIE JAR IS NEVER FULL
YOU'VE ARRIVED AT COOKIE ANONYMOUS, WHERE WE'RE ALL JUST ONE BIG COOKIE JAR
WE'RE TALKING CHOCOLATE CHIP, PEANUT BUTTER, OATMEAL RAISIN... THE WORKS
YOU WANT TO KNOW THE SECRETS OF THE COOKIE CRISIS?
COOKIE SECRET SOCIOLOGY COOKIE CHEMISTRY COOKIE THERMODYNAMICS COOKIE PHILOSOPHY